If twitter was around in bible times this might be what you would come across.
@Adam: 1 rib + 1 nap = 2 gorgeous! #AdamlovesEve #GodreallylovesAdam
@Goliath: Â Am I being punked? Israel sent out some scrawny little kid to fight me! #CertianVictory
@Noah: Â Bummed I didn’t think to bring more chickens…really craving a drumstick!
@Adam: Â If a naked woman ever offers you something to eat – – RUN!
@Jacob: Â Worst. Honeymoon. Ever. #AlwaysCheckUnderTheVeil
@Boaz: You will never guess what i found at the end of my bed! #DreamsDoComeTrue
@James: Â I will scream if I hear mom say “your big brother is God’s gift to the World” one more time!
@Richyoungruler: Â So bummed. Totally thought Jesus was down with the prosperity Gospel. #KeepingMyTreasureOnEarth
@Peter: Â @Jesus nicknamed me “Rock”. Super cool. Just scared to ask if he thinks I’m “solid as a…” or “dumb as a…”
@Thomas: Â For real! I was ready to DIE with Jesus at Lazarus’ tomb, but folks only remember my moment of doubt! #FirstNameThomasNotDoubting
@LittleLad: Â Cant believe it. 5,000 men and I’m the only one smart enough to pack a lunch!?!
@Eutychus: Â I will NEVER fall asleep in church again! #Fell3Stories
Just keeping it on the lighter side today. Hope you enjoyed. Â If you want more of these tweets or want to follow them through your twitter account, find them at @realbibletweets. Â If you want to follow my twitter posts, feel free to do so. Â I’ll follow you back. Â Follow me @3bcadam. Hope you have a great day, filled with REAL connection with the Bible!